Sorry boys but this one is AO. The champ Nev led me astray big time. We had a long day before the girls shot through north. It seemed like they would never go. But they finally did. So a quick change from sad partners and we were off to showgirls the premier establishment in Auckland. We were there earlier enough to make the free entry cut. And boy was it worth it. The 1st girl out looked exactly like Holly Valance. That's if holly had the hardened features of a crack addict with biker tattoos and a permanent angry snarl. She was a crowd pleaser who just stood there in front of you demanding money. Its the 1st time I have heard the phrase go away money but it was money well spent. Bring on the next one I said. So out she comes if anyone can remember Sarah Marie from big brother. This one was a chubbier version. She wobbled around the stage and took a flying leap at the pole spinning around nearly a half circle before she thumped to the ground. She then stood up and to the very apt tune "nasty girl" she threw her clothes oiff and came and leaned on me. The smell of BO was slightly stronger than her breath so she got some go away money too. We decided then to go down market to Mermaids. Wow. They have a tank of water the girls swim in between strips. The tank looks big enough to have 2 or 3 in it. Turns out the mermaid is either a whale or the pricks have made the tank out of magnifying glass. Funny though as this sea lion gets out of breath quickly so at times she is hanging onto the slippery sides of the tank blowing and wheezing. And all the girls in the tank look a bit green. Maybe some pool cleaner wouldn't go astray. There is a big sign in both places saying "Full sex service upstairs". the barman says its the ones that are too ugly to strip that are up there. I had to hold Nev back. Still a steady stream of guys going up there WTF!!
Anyhow everywhere we went the smell of choof is strong. And no that's not just Nev. We went to some party and the people who weren smoking were on P.
At the casino the other night Sharnee got chatted up by some P'd up guy. It was funny to watch as we stood back and let it happen.
Well that's it for me I have lost Nev a long time ago and I'm in a cab on the way home. Its just after 7am and I need some sleep before the big drive up north today. Reception is shit up there. So not much emails
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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