Day 9 go north young man

After about 2hrs sleep. I am up girls are up nev the champ is stuffing around like an old tart in a knocker. We are meant to leave at 1pm to go to kerikeri. But we don't get away until 3. Its a 4hour drive. Nev takes the wheel and has now been rated as the worlds worst and most reckless driver. Present company included. It is a harrowing experience. Or maybe better described as terrifying. We are in the huimmer and he takes off through the suburbs like a bat out of hell saying "I will make up the time". The hummer powers along at 80mph swerving all over the road and the harbour bridge he says he is just trying to get the feel of it. He has zero/nil ability but tries to make it up with speed and stupidity!!
I get him to stop to get some beers. He gets a foot long subway and a coffee to go. I/we say no hurry eat first. Not out Nev! Off we go with the coffee jammed between his legs and the subway in the other hand. Lucky he had put out the ciggie! Off we go through the windy hills of north auckland. We are all over the road Megan and Sharnee are deathly quiet in the back. This will rate as the 2nd most terrifying experience I have ever had! I quickly get 2 beers into me it makes no difference at all! Every now and then there is a traffic holdup so we get a respite. FFS nev just said he feels like a joint!! I just noticed it looks like I will have mobile phone coverage most of the way. So I will be able to call emergency when we are upside down in a dutch (see the kiwi pronounciation)
Megan just said its like a roller coaster ride without the safety bar. I've bought a paper so I hold it out in front of me so I can't see how bad its going. I keep hearing Megan and Sharnee gasping so I know its crap buit I won't look.
4 beers I've had a nap. Wake up with still more than an hour to go. We are still alive
Its stopped being funny. We stopped for a pee and megan has refused to get back in the car. I talked her around but she won't come back with him. By stopped being funny I meant for Megan :-)
We have got to Kawakawa with the world famous toilet. I will send photos. The kiwi's bang on about it and you can't see why. It has tiles, bottles and mosaics in the walls. It smelt like a toilet that would be found under tianemen square. A real treat plus all the pubs in this town have the no gang color signs up. Its a sparkling tourist town :-) so we get more beer.
Pulling into kerikeri now and looking for a pub. They all have pokies so nev needs a gamble. We are here thank golly. Now into serious playing. In a few days boys